Ryan (flowerygirl) wrote,
Ryan
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If no one claims this skittle in the next 24 hours, its mine!

ohh hum diddly dee,
buckle my knee,
sometimes I like to eat Spree,
and i have a boring ASS MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL THAT NEEDS TO STOP HAVING THREE HOUR G.E. CLASSES THAT COULD BE COVERED IN HALF A PAGE OF TEXT!!!!!!!

...... but besides all that, I'm having a dandy time....... ya know you discover things when you have alot of time to spair... beautiful things... things that they never dare to teach you in high school. For instance; I have exactly 20 crossbeams in my cieling........ well.... 28 if you count the parallel reinfocements, but 20's a much better number, and it's easier to remember, ya just gotta think about the number of cumulative fingers and toes that ya got...... Well, now that i think of it 28 is also farely easy to remember, you just think of a 128 meg RAM chip and take aways the first digit......

I would be inclined to state that the foremost existing primordial difficulty in my current life consists of the acquisition of pussy; if you will. Whereas, if I were to obtain it from the population inhabiting my daily schedule, it would be insufficient and lacking of quality........well... maybe not that one chick......what's her name..........uhhhhh....it sounds like somethin you would name a poodle.... like Foopsy or Shosho or sum'm................OH YEAH!..... Fifi! She's cool, but i don't know.... she seems way over my head. like...i don't think i'd feel comfortable dating someone that was that much more attractive than me. It just seems like she was destined for someone greater................. but I can still dream about it....She may be able to intimidate me, but she can never intimidate my dreams!

But let me tell you this... Three Musketeer bars can get mighty tenda when roasted over an open stove on the tip of an Orc blade!..... thank you Robert, and I love you too.
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