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[13 Aug 2004|01:15am]
... yup
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[31 Jul 2004|05:07am]
yo

it's about 5 in the morning and i'm about to go to sleep.
just got back from a long day of work at school.

i realize that i havn't exactly been updating this thing on the most regular of schedules, mainly because i don't give shit, and because I like catching up with my friends when I hang out with them rather than over this censored semi unidirectional journal database.

I need to stock up on food, i keep running out.
cars are so nice to have.
i wish i had one.

So I was talking a beak from modeling this car in maya right?
and so i went into the cafeteria and made myself some cupanoodles. I had them in my backpack for my dinner break but when dinner time came around i wasn't hungry for them.... oh, right, so it's like, ... 3:30 am at this point and my dinner break was 7 - 8. So anyway, i was eating my cupanoodles as nice as could be, and then I get to about half way through the noodles to where there's all the soup and it's really hot down there and I didn't wanna sit around all day blowing on all my noodles. So I put them in the freezer and went back to work on modeling my car for about five minutes, then went back to the cafeteria to finish em. and what do I find?.........well, I'll tell you,... a locked cafeteria with janitors mopping the floors.
so now i'm back at home and i'm kinda hungry, not hungry enough to whip up another cupanoodle..... wait... that doesn't work in the singular form like that, haha.. but it sounds goofy if i say, "another cupanoodles!" oh well, so....right, I'm back at home and kinda hungry, but the thing that's funny to me is that there is a half eaten solid block of cupanoodles sitting in the fridge at school.
maybe some day I'll be broke and desperate enough to thaw it out and finish what i started. It sounds unappetizing but I know it's bound to happen

...... destined... to happen
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just do it™ [24 Mar 2004|12:59am]
Well guy's, I decided to make a little quiz for ya all because of a number of reasons, mainly because I was bored and needed something to do, but also because I figured I hadn't updated in a while......... so with that, have fun!


V Click the link V


How much do you hate it when people try to get you to take stupid internet quizzes?
brought to you by Quizilla

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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-- To All You Viewers Out There In Monitor Land -- [10 Mar 2004|02:05am]
[ mood | drained ]

Basically, food leaves the stomach and immediately mixes with green bile, thus forming gooey green chyme. From thereon the bile oxidizes to brown during its trip down the digestive pathway. After neon green it turns to gray, then mustard yellow, then finally light brown when it reaches your ass hole.

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The only perfect government consists of every living being existing within their own uniquely adapted virtual reality.

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Sound and music can physically affect your body and organs.

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I have alot of hair.

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I wish I had less hair................ on my ass.

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Everything gets old after a while, some things just stay nice longer than others.

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To make money in this system, you simply kill the peole above you.

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I already have a flying car, and it's a hell of alot nicer than that floating heap o' trash.

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PEACE!!!

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[14 Feb 2004|02:23pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]

Lemme tell ya sum'm 'bout EIGHT HOUR LONG CLASSES;...................
....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... they are long.

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sup? [12 Feb 2004|11:09pm]
Rarely has a website stolen this much time out of my day.....
I just had to share with you all.
it's a collection of links to completely random and hillarious websites..... Whoever assembled this page has an amazing sense of humour.

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/sites.htm

Go There!
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If no one claims this skittle in the next 24 hours, its mine! [17 Oct 2003|12:44am]
[ mood | I TURN 19 IN TEN DAYS!!!!!! ]

ohh hum diddly dee,
buckle my knee,
sometimes I like to eat Spree,
and i have a boring ASS MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL THAT NEEDS TO STOP HAVING THREE HOUR G.E. CLASSES THAT COULD BE COVERED IN HALF A PAGE OF TEXT!!!!!!!

...... but besides all that, I'm having a dandy time....... ya know you discover things when you have alot of time to spair... beautiful things... things that they never dare to teach you in high school. For instance; I have exactly 20 crossbeams in my cieling........ well.... 28 if you count the parallel reinfocements, but 20's a much better number, and it's easier to remember, ya just gotta think about the number of cumulative fingers and toes that ya got...... Well, now that i think of it 28 is also farely easy to remember, you just think of a 128 meg RAM chip and take aways the first digit......

I would be inclined to state that the foremost existing primordial difficulty in my current life consists of the acquisition of pussy; if you will. Whereas, if I were to obtain it from the population inhabiting my daily schedule, it would be insufficient and lacking of quality........well... maybe not that one chick......what's her name..........uhhhhh....it sounds like somethin you would name a poodle.... like Foopsy or Shosho or sum'm................OH YEAH!..... Fifi! She's cool, but i don't know.... she seems way over my head. like...i don't think i'd feel comfortable dating someone that was that much more attractive than me. It just seems like she was destined for someone greater................. but I can still dream about it....She may be able to intimidate me, but she can never intimidate my dreams!

But let me tell you this... Three Musketeer bars can get mighty tenda when roasted over an open stove on the tip of an Orc blade!..... thank you Robert, and I love you too.

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Squanto, a wariors tale [29 Sep 2003|03:42am]
So i have this test in my hands, I could do it............ i could. however, i could also put it off till tomorrow.
But it's no ordinary test!.... it's my final!......... whatever, this school is no harder than charter. In fact its easier!
SCREW THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!! I'm doing it tomorrow.

Side note: Jurassic Fifi has been out since last friday
http://www.fififilms.com
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GET EM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20 Sep 2003|02:29am]
[ mood | anxious ]

Me and Lester are christening the site with the very first short, "Soda Struggles"
http://www.fififilms.com/fififilms/adventurefilms/sodastruggles.htm

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Vampire Dog Bees [12 Sep 2003|08:05pm]
So i was just strokin' my Fifi when I realized.... FUCK......... I'm living an hour and a half away from my parents and i'm attending college!
This place r0><0r5 fool! it's fuckin beautiful! The college is all located inside one building so everybody gets to know everybody else, and that's a good thing when alot'a people are powerfull connections into the industry.
It's great fun chillin' with Michael and makin' cool stuff. We've been upgrading the place and were now working on a third story above the bathroom and a website that we've been collaborating on... http://www.fififilms.com It spawned from an RC car that we strapped a wireless camera to. It allows us to get sodas n' stuff without getting up. Pretty nifty shit.
So yeah... I miss you all, and you should come visit me if you know what's good for ya.
PEACE!
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an archaic motive [01 Aug 2003|03:10am]
[ mood | artistic ]

okay... so I was just looking in the mirror and i found something marvelous!.....
ya know that little dangly thing in the back of your throat?......ya know, the one they always show in cartoons when someone's singing or talking really loud?........no?....okay well anyway.... i found that i can touch it with my toung and it feels all slimy and nasty!.... it's awesome!.... you should try it!!!.....
comon!........... ya know you wanna!!................ it's like learning how to cross your eye's for the first time, only.... not as usefull...

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Incase any of you were wondering... [31 Jul 2003|06:01pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
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i found some useful information... [31 Jul 2003|01:54pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Carl is the #18 most common female name.
900% of females in the US are named Carl.
Around 42173850 US females are named Carl!
source namestatistics.com


hey, don't blame me....... those are simply the breaks!
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My Brain [28 Jul 2003|01:40am]
[ mood | tired ]

I took the crazy test and here are's me results:



i agree with most of it. I mean, I didn't like school much, however maybe i'll like college.... well, hopefully!
And the other thing is the "sleep their lives away" part... well, this might be true if it weren't for computers and canvases, but i definitely put my dreams to use!
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Lights, Action, FANTA!!! [24 Jul 2003|05:58pm]
[ mood | content ]

I did it! i created my very own fanta film!..... yes i admit, it was a difficult task to uphold the name of the fanta film legacy. Many people ask me whether i was truly ready to follow in the footsteps of the greats. And for a while during the production process i was really starting to feel the weight upon my shoulders. It got to the point where it was almost unbearable, and i started to doubt myself and whether it was the right time in my life to be taking on this task. It was at that point that an old wise man approached me, and i'll never forget it, he said, "life's a bitch. but if you're able to finish one true masterpiece, then it all seems somewhat justified when you get to be my age." This seemed to strike a chord with something inside me.... after that day i was working around the clock to make sure that i did not let down the old man, but most importantly..... to not let down myself.
and with that i humbly give you... my fanta film:
http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=D3859DB2-93BC-47B8-92E7-4ED9FA8FD556

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here i am [24 Jul 2003|01:49pm]
I finally caved in......... that's right... I got me a live journal account!
i did this because i figured that i needed a better way to keep in touch with you fools for when i go away to college.
i'm gunna miss ya all
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